[ti:Traffic Jam]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Alapalooza]

[03:39.46][00:12.17]Album:Alapalooza
[03:45.11][01:09.89][00:00.63]Weird Al Yankovic-Traffic Jam
[03:50.69][01:15.91][00:18.07]
[00:19.94]Carbon monoxide
[00:22.10]Making me choke
[00:24.44]No A.C.
[00:26.73]And the radio's broke
[00:29.19]Cars backed up
[00:31.20]Far as you can see
[00:34.05]Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
[00:39.00]Oh, and just in case you're wondering
[00:41.34]I'll tell you where I am
[00:43.67]I'm right here (right here) 
[00:45.25]right here (right here)
[00:46.40]Stuck right here in the middle of this...
[00:49.00]
[00:49.22]Traffic jam
[00:51.14]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
[00:53.54]Traffic jam
[00:55.98]The freeway's one big parking lot
[00:58.23]Traffic jam
[01:00.69]My radiator's boiling hot
[01:02.95]And I'm stuck right here in the middle 
[01:04.96](right here in the middle)
[01:06.13]Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
[01:08.56]
[01:17.56]Trapped inside
[01:19.61]My automobile
[01:21.77]Cobweb's gowin'
[01:24.32]On the steerin' wheel
[01:26.85]Now, I'm no genius
[01:29.59]But one thing I know
[01:31.62]I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins
[01:34.32]An hour and a half ago
[01:36.51]Yeah, and if you need to find me
[01:38.88]I'll tell you where I am
[01:41.34]I'm right here (right here) 
[01:42.86]right here (right here)
[01:43.97]Right smack dab in the middle of this...
[01:47.13]
[01:47.23]Traffic jam
[01:48.67]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
[01:50.71]Traffic jam
[01:53.45]The freeway's one big parking lot
[01:55.81]Traffic jam
[01:58.30]Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
[02:01.06]'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle 
[02:02.57](right here in the middle)
[02:03.69]Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
[02:06.40]
[02:15.85]Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
[02:24.82]yeah yeah yeah yeah
[02:27.51]Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
[02:36.15]Yay-hey!
[02:37.36]
[02:37.51]There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
[02:39.08]I'm gonna puke if I here any more
[02:41.39]There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me
[02:43.95]Watch what happens when I open my door
[02:46.19]Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
[02:48.58]Well, I guess that's perfectly clear
[02:50.95]I left home five hours ago
[02:53.41]And I can still see my house from here
[02:55.78]So if anybody's tryin' to find me
[02:58.19]Well, I'll tell you where I am
[03:00.59]Right here (right here) right here (right here)
[03:03.30]Stuck right here in the middle of this...
[03:05.90]
[03:06.11]Traffic jam
[03:07.89]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
[03:10.17]Traffic jam
[03:12.60]The freeway's one big parking lot
[03:15.15]Traffic jam
[03:17.50]Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
[03:19.88]And I'm stuck right here in the middle 
[03:21.83](right here in the middle)
[03:22.85]Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
[03:26.49]Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!
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