[ti:Waffle King]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Alapalooza]

[00:12.27]Album:Alapalooza
[04:10.62][00:01.04]Weird Al Yankovic-Waffle King
[04:16.51][00:17.94][00:00.57]
[00:24.46]It took a lifetime, 
[00:26.29]but I finally found
[00:29.70]The perfect waffle recipe
[00:33.74]You'll never find a batter any 
[00:35.83]better in this whole stinkin' town
[00:38.90]One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree
[00:43.26]
[00:44.64]Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
[00:47.60]Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean
[00:53.53]People come from miles around just to study my technique
[00:57.57]I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen
[01:02.13]
[01:02.48]I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)... yeah
[01:07.80]Waffle King (Waffle King)
[01:10.78]That's what they call me
[01:12.88]Waffle King (Waffle King)
[01:15.20]Hey, I'm the Waffle King
[01:17.63]
[01:26.91]Everywhere I go, the people cheer
[01:31.33]I never have to wait in line
[01:36.17]People say, "Right this way, sir... 
[01:38.74]Your money's no good here.'
[01:40.93]Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine
[01:46.40]
[01:46.94]And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!"
[01:50.58]"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"
[01:56.27]Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
[02:00.32]If you don't believe in the power of 
[02:02.25]the waffle lemme show you just what I mean
[02:04.56]
[02:04.72]I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)
[02:08.35]Make you want to scream and shout
[02:09.95]Waffle King (Waffle King)
[02:13.10]That's my name, don't wear it out
[02:15.02]Waffle King (Waffle King)
[02:17.70]Make no mistake about it 
[02:21.29]I'm the Waffle King... yeah
[02:28.95]
[02:29.34]Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come
[02:33.89]All you peons better scram
[02:39.69]Out of my way, you worthless piece of scum
[02:43.67]Don't you know who I am?
[02:47.01]Hey!
[02:47.70]
[02:48.64]I wanna see you grovel, 
[02:50.74]you waffle-eatin' fools
[02:53.35]Everybody, on your knees
[02:58.95]You wanna buy a waffle, 
[03:00.48]you're playin' by my rules
[03:02.87]Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say "pretty please"
[03:07.20]
[03:07.47]Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?
[03:12.16]Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
[03:18.05]And can't you see that I'm the highest 
[03:19.00]form of life that there could ever be?
[03:22.84]Everybody all around the world, 
[03:25.05]stand up and sing
[03:26.37]Come on know...
[03:27.01]
[03:27.19]Waffle King
[03:29.53]Hey, batter batter
[03:32.44]Waffle King
[03:35.27]Hot on your platter
[03:37.22]Waffle King
[03:39.44]Say, what's the matter
[03:41.25]Don't you know who I am?
[03:43.46]Don't you know who I am?
[03:45.58]Tell 'em, girls
[03:46.55](He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
[03:50.09]Yeah yeah
[03:51.38](He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
[03:54.36]Tell the truth now
[03:55.86](He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
[03:59.41]Don't you know who I am?
[04:02.73]Don't you know who I am?
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