[ti:another one rides the bus]
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[00:16]Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,
[00:17]And the place was pretty packed.
[00:19]Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,
[00:21]With the perverts in the back.
[00:22]It was smellin' like a locker room.
[00:24]There was junk all over the floor.
[00:26]We're already packed in like sardines,
[00:28]But we're stoppin' to pick up more.
[00:29]Look out!
[02:06][01:07][00:31]Another one rides the bus-ah.
[02:09][01:11][00:35]Another one rides the bus-ah.
[02:11][01:13][00:37]And another comes on,
[02:12][01:14][00:39]And another comes on.
[02:13][01:15][00:38]Another one rides the bus-ah.
[02:15][01:16][00:40]Hey!
[02:16][01:17][00:43]He's gonna sit by you.
[02:17][01:18][00:44]Another one rides the bus.
[00:51]There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs.
[00:53]There's an elbow in my ear.
[00:55]There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.
[00:57]Hasn't showered in a year.
[00:58]Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens.
[01:01]I think my wallet's gone.
[01:02]And I think this bus is stoppin' again,
[01:04]To let a couple more freaks get on.
[01:06]Look out!
[01:35]Another one rides the bus.
[01:37]Another one rides the bus--ow!
[01:38]Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
[01:40]Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!
[01:49]The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke,
[01:51]And my face is turnin' blue.
[01:53]I haven't been in a crowd like this
[01:55]Since I went to see The Who.
[01:56]Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago,
[01:58]But I couldn't get to the door.
[02:00]There isn't any room for me to breathe.
[02:02]Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah!