[ti:phoney calls]
[ar:weird al yankovitch]
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[00:12]Mom and Dad are goin' out for the evening
[00:15]And you're stuck inside the house all alone
[00:20]That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone
[00:25]Dial a random number up on your telephone
[00:33]You ask if their refrigerator is running
[00:37]Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it
[00:42]Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from
[00:47]They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
[00:52]Listen to me
[00:54]Don't go makin' phony calls
[00:58]Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
[01:03]I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall
[01:09]But it's really gettin' old fast
[01:16]Little Melvin has a natural obsession
[01:20]Askin' for Prince Albert in a can
[01:27]He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
[01:31]To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan
[01:37]He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning
[01:42]Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four
[01:48]He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line
[01:52]One day the phone police will be there at his door
[01:57]Yo, hear me
[03:04][01:58]Don't go makin' phony calls
[03:07][02:03]Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
[03:13][02:08]Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
[02:13]How long is this phase gonna last?
[02:18]Come on
[02:21]("Moe's Tevern, where the elite meet to drink."
[02:23]"Ah, yeah, hello.  Is Mike there?  Last name Rotch."
[02:26]"Hold on, I'll check.  Mike Rotch?  Mike Rotch?
[02:30]Hey has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
[02:35]Listen to me you little puke, one of these days I'm going to catch you
[02:38]and I'm going to carve my name on your back; with an ice pick!")
[02:42]Don't go makin' phony calls
[02:46]Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
[02:51]You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all
[02:57]Hope that you grow out of this fast