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[00:16]Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
[00:20]For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
[00:24]When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
[00:28]Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
[00:32]From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
[00:36]Like a big fat drunk disgrunted Yuletide Rambo
[00:40]And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
[00:44]"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
[00:48]The night Santa went crazy
[00:52]The night St. Nick went insane
[00:56]Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
[01:00]Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[01:05]Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
[01:09]Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
[01:13]And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
[01:17]And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
[01:20]He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
[01:25]And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
[01:29]And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
[01:33]And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
[01:37]The night Santa went crazy
[01:41]The night Kris Kringle went nuts
[01:44]Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
[01:49]Without steppin' in reindeer guts
[01:53]There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
[02:00]There's a van from the Eyewitness News
[02:03]and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
[02:08]And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
[02:12]and everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
[02:18]My my my my my my
[02:21]You used to be such a jolly guy
[02:32]Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
[02:36]In a federal prison for his infamous crime
[02:40]Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
[02:44]He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
[02:48]But now, Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
[02:52]And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
[02:57]And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
[03:00]With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
[03:07]They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
[03:08]The night St. Nicholas flipped
[03:12]Broke his back for some milk and cookies
[03:16]Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
[03:19]Wo, the night Santa went crazy
[03:23]The night St. Nick went insane
[03:27]Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
[03:31]Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[03:35]Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
[03:40]Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain.