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[00:05]I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
[00:08]where it bubbles all the time
[00:10]like a giant carbonated soda,
[00:13]S O D A, soda.
[00:17]I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.
[00:20]I asked him his name
[00:21]and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,
[00:25]Y O D A, Yoda,
[00:28]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
[00:38]Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
[00:41]a guy who looks like a Muppet
[00:43]but he's wrinkled and green,
[00:44]Oh my Yoda,
[00:46]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
[00:50]Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
[00:53]how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
[00:56]oh my Yoda.
[00:58]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[01:01]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[01:11]Well, I left home just a week before,
[01:14]and I've never ever been a Jedi before
[01:17]but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
[01:20]He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
[01:23]Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
[01:26]So it looks I'm gonna start all over again
[01:29]with my Yoda,
[01:31]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[01:34]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[01:38]Yoda,
[01:40]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[01:43]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[01:53]So I used the force,
[01:56]I picked up a box,
[01:59]I lifted some rocks,
[02:02]Well I stood on my head,
[02:06]Well I won't forget what Yoda said.
[02:08]He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
[02:11]and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."
[02:14]Oh my Yoda,
[02:16]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
[02:20]"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed.
[02:23]But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
[02:26]Oh my Yoda,
[02:28]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[02:32]Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
[02:35]so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.
[02:38]But I know that I'll be coming back some day
[02:41]I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.
[02:44]The Long-term contract I hadda sign
[02:47]says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
[02:50]with my Yoda
[02:52]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[02:55]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[02:59]Yoda
[03:01]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
[03:04](continue to fade...)