[ti:Canadian Idiot] [ar:Yankovic] [al:Straight Outta Lynwood] [02:19.25][00:01.21] [02:16.06][00:06.21]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood [02:12.62][00:30.00]Yankovic-Canadian Idiot Lyrics [00:10.32] [00:10.86]Don@t wanna be a Canadian idiot [00:16.07]Don@t wanna be some beer-swillin@ hockey nut [00:20.22]And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? [00:26.50]I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed [00:28.78] [00:31.68]They all live on donuts and moose meat [00:33.78]And they leave the house without packing heat [00:36.09]Never even bring their guns to the mall [00:40.35]And you know what else is too funny? [00:43.75]Their stupid Monopoly money [00:46.29]Can@t take @em seriously at all [00:49.36] [00:57.50]Well, maple syrup and snow@s what they export [01:01.89]They treat curling just like it@s a real sport [01:07.77]They think their silly accent is so cute [01:12.43]Can@t understand a thing they@re talkin@ aboot [01:15.12] [01:17.40]Sure, they@ve got their national healthcare [01:19.91]Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air [01:22.50]Then again, well, they@ve got Celine Dion [01:26.70]Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni [01:30.24]And dream of drivin@ a Zamboni [01:32.67]All over Saskatchewan [01:36.19] [01:41.05]Don@t wanna be a Canadian idiot [01:43.04]Won@t figure out the temperature in Celsius [01:45.62]See the map, they@re hovering right over us [01:48.26]Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous [02:10.15][01:50.84] [01:51.14]Always hear the same kind of story [01:53.33]Break their nose, and they@ll just say "Sorry!" [01:55.91]Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite? [02:00.24]It@s gotta mean they@re all up to something [02:03.79]So quick, before they see it coming [02:06.25]Time for a pre-emptive strike