[ti:Weasel Stomping Day]
[ar:Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]

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[00:03.57]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
[00:55.07]Yankovic-Weasel Stomping Day
[00:05.22]Faces filled with joy and cheer
[00:06.87]What a magical time of year
[00:08.70]Howdy Ho! It@s Weasel Stomping Day
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[00:13.30]Put your Viking helmet on
[00:15.21]Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
[00:17.37]Don@t you know it@s Weasel Stomping Day
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[00:21.87]All the little girls and boys
[00:23.79]Love that wonderful crunching noise
[00:25.99]You@ll know what this day@s about
[00:28.09]When you stomp a weasel@s guts right out
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[00:30.55]So, come along and have a laugh
[00:32.32]Snap their weasely spines in half
[00:34.57]Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
[00:39.10]Hip hip hooray, it@s Weasel Stomping Day
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[00:43.90][Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects]
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[01:00.70]People love them down the street
[01:02.60]Crushing weasels beneath their feet
[01:04.67]Why we do it, who can say?
[01:06.83]But it@s such a festive holiday
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[01:09.21]So let the stomping fun begin
[01:11.10]Bash their weasely skulls right in
[01:13.31]It@s tradition, that makes it okay
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[01:17.63]Hey everyone, it@s Weasel Stomping
[01:20.01]We@ll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
[01:21.87]Put down your gun, it@s Weasel Stomping Day
[01:26.18]Hip Hip Hooray, it@s Weasel Stomping Day
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[01:30.87]Weasel Stomping Day
[01:32.40]Hey!
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