[ti:東北人都是活雷鋒--C++版]
[ar:付村]
[al:]

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[00:00.30]#include <iostream.h>
[00:00.88]#define  DongBeiRen 001
[00:01.38]#define  LeiFeng    002
[00:01.84]#define  RASCAL    -001
[00:02.23]char *main(void)
[00:02.60]{
[00:03.02]    char *singer      = "付村";
[00:03.41]    char *musician    = "付村";
[00:03.78]    char *Protagonist = "老張";
[00:04.13]    int  Driver=-1,Encounter=003;
[00:04.52]    int  Drinks=9999,Drunken=10000;
[00:05.00]    int  Appreciation=10000,SAFETY=0;
[00:05.52]
[00:06.58]    cout <<Protagonist<<"開車去東北"<<endl;
[00:09.61]    if(!SAFETY) cout <<"撞啦!"<<endl;
[00:12.52]    if(Driver==RASCAL) cout <<"跑啦!"<<endl;
[00:19.12]    if(Encounter==DongBeiRen|LeiFeng){
[00:20.75]        cout <<"送到醫院逢五針"<<endl;
[00:26.60]        cout <<"好啦"<<endl;
[00:28.10]    }
[00:29.00]    if(Appreciation>=9999)
[00:30.14]        cout <<Protagonist<<"請他吃頓飯"<<endl;
[00:33.56]    if(Drinks<10000) cout <<"他不干"<<endl;
[00:36.20]    if(Drunken>=9999) {
[00:36.67]        cout << "他說:"<<endl;
[00:39.82]        cout << "俺個勒嘎都是東北人"
[00:43.49]             << "俺個勒嘎特產高麗參"
[00:46.83]             << "俺個勒嘎豬油燉粉條"
[00:50.28]             << "俺個勒嘎都是活雷鋒"
[00:53.67]             << "俺個勒嘎沒有這種人"
[00:57.01]             << "撞了車那能不救人  "
[01:00.39]             << "俺個勒嘎身上有正根"
[01:03.76]             << "這個人哪不是東北人"
[01:06.47]             << endl;
[01:06.99]    }
[01:07.69]    return "翠花,上酸菜!";
[01:10.40]}