[ti:標準太太 ]
[ar:何超儀]
[al:地獄廚房]

[00:01.00]何超儀 - 標準太太
[00:03.00]作曲：黃貫中 填詞：黃貫中
[01:36.44]music
[01:44.14][00:07.35]聽不慣將我叫做阿姨
[01:46.60][00:09.54]亂愛戀愛仍有本事
[01:49.23][00:12.50]養命酒卻不夠令我鬆弛
[01:54.67][00:47.12][00:17.88]不懂去幫你鴻圖大展
[01:57.23][00:50.36][00:20.50]只會幫你料理小事
[02:00.14][00:52.58][00:23.63]家裡一切麻煩由我把持
[00:31.23]我無大志一張白紙
[00:36.02]點解我好似一個白痴
[00:38.59]一紮花就亂了矜持
[00:41.50]跟鏡子裡的我互吐心事
[00:59.13]襯家奶奶我要大曬
[02:51.95][02:28.40][01:05.00]當主婦走出邊界
[02:53.99][02:30.61][01:07.67]可以的話我想變壞
[02:56.64][02:33.10][01:10.32]慘得過早已承受千夫所怪
[03:02.35][02:38.82][01:16.01]想表態我想表態
[03:04.89][02:42.79][01:18.63]新浴缸里找新境界
[03:07.74][02:45.74][01:21.44]慘得過幫你湊仔洗衫抺地板
[01:29.22]都未變態
[03:16.64]都未變態　
[03:23.33]標準太太　標準太太 
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