[ti:農夫系你老死]
[ar:農夫]
[al:鄭永芝]

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[00:11.56]農夫系你老死
[00:14.58]試o下返去問o下你阿爸
[00:16.35]問o下你阿媽
[00:17.61]全家都話農夫呱啦啦啦啦啦
[00:20.56]我好細個就好想問o下我媽媽
[00:22.64]點解普遍人都討厭讚美人o地全家
[00:25.11]反而侮辱o既說話一講就大把
[00:27.71]要佢開口講聲多謝佢話 「你無o野呀嘛?」
[00:31.56]我o地中華民族中國大陸 十二億o既人民
[00:35.16]點解無曬禮義之邦o既精神
[00:37.60]點解去到外國反而有人
[00:40.08]會對住你微笑 對你"沙lum"
[00:42.86]對住洋紫荊花我問
[00:45.87]我o地 可唔可以一齊o黎
[00:47.94]俾d勇氣 厚d麵皮
[00:50.27]講句 做個老死 ( 駛乜客氣 )
[00:53.49]做個老死 ( 駛乜客氣 )
[00:56.01]做個老死 ( 總之你o地記住我o地 )
[03:25.26][01:02.05]有甚麼不妥
[03:26.89][01:03.90]做一個朋友儘管說
[03:30.41][01:07.31]不需要承諾
[03:31.77][01:08.78]五千年的歷史難道還不夠
[03:36.66][01:13.70]向前走 你走的每一步我都會在背後
[03:39.37][01:20.80]Yehhh...
[01:21.83]我分分鐘都想你好
[01:22.99]我分分鐘都想見到你
[01:24.44]每日都開心過
[01:26.19]唔駛分分開開你你我我
[01:28.00]我呢只歌 就系要你知道我o
[01:31.87]點解同人講聲唔該都咁難
[01:33.93]一句唔該做死人又咁閒
[01:36.62]鍾意鬼佬唔系唔好
[01:38.20]但系細路見到碧咸 系咪會識行
[01:40.32]你o地有無色盲
[01:41.94]黑色眼珠睇返黃色皮膚o既人就剩系識彈
[01:45.36]永遠無話稱讚 你睇o下地鐵車站
[01:48.36]一對一對一對冷冷o既眼
[01:51.39]好似今次城市永遠再不燦爛
[01:53.64]點解個個都習慣咁冷淡
[01:56.15]點解個town個個都咁down
[01:58.55]我同人"查"過手 做個friend系 (傻o既)
[02:01.08]我對住呢一代講o下愛系 (扮o野)
[02:03.55]太恐怖你日日對但部電腦
[02:06.06]搵唔到人傾訴
[02:09.54]記住仲有農夫o系度
[02:12.73]各位鄉親老友你駛乜怕羞
[02:15.09]舉高兩隻手再扭扭你個蘿柚
[02:17.79]Let me see你點點頭
[02:20.09]我話one two three你就拍拍拍拍
[02:22.90]one two three
[02:25.21]one two three
[02:27.82]one two three
[02:32.98]我細細個諗已經獨到又精湛
[02:35.51]系咁諗點解d人毒辣又冰冷
[02:38.05]唔出聲我o地以前叫 "鼓起個腮"
[02:40.61]而家靚妹反而要 "cool d oY再"
[02:43.12]系咪新年代 定系一代不如一代
[02:45.67]無幾耐 憎恨就會代替o左愛
[02:48.19]搞到個社會風氣 靚仔都自私到死
[02:51.13]唔過o黎凶你 就驚好似泄o左道氣
[02:53.74]一大炸油雞滷味拋過o黎
[02:55.79]你系咪好肚餓o者
[02:57.90]點解唔講句 做個老死oY
[03:01.18]做個老死