[ti:真人Show]
[ar:吳浩康]
[al:Reality Co. Ltd]

[00:00.00]吳浩康-真人Show(粵)
[00:02.00]作曲：Andy Love、Jos Jorgensen
[00:04.00]作詞：李峻一
[00:06.00]編曲：Johnny Yim
[00:10.68]似是政治鬥爭你別太過天真
[00:13.36]友善笑面背後拿着棍
[00:16.11]辦公室有小人弱肉強食嘅森林
[00:18.82]要有識擦識閃嘅技能
[00:21.53]我最愛我老闆客戶永遠啱
[00:24.28]被責罵笑着來受教
[00:26.92]榮耀屬於上頭有鑊我就認頭
[00:29.60]主人一走甩繩馬騮就會兩邊走
[00:32.43][01:18.74]辦公室做真人騷我擦鞋造詣好高
[00:35.94](每個老細也當佢寶寶)
[00:37.83][01:24.19]周身刀博命做升職就慢人幾步
[00:41.31][01:27.65](最怕我會最快無得撈)
[00:43.39][01:29.70][02:13.38][02:35.12]Watch out 對面有小丑
[00:45.96][01:32.38][02:16.03][02:37.81]面露笑口裝作好友
[00:48.86][01:35.04][02:18.81][02:40.56]Look out 腹背有惡狗
[00:51.43][01:37.79][02:21.43][02:43.22]隨時撲出噬你一口
[00:54.29][01:40.57][02:24.22][02:46.00]Watch out 有事要先走
[00:57.01][01:43.32][02:26.97][02:48.82]為着老細開心打個筋斗
[00:59.70][01:46.04][02:29.65][02:51.50]Look out 嘴臉似小丑
[01:02.45][01:48.72][02:32.40][02:54.25]然而誰人能笑出口
[01:06.35]
[01:07.89]有氣永遠要忍如埋炸藥引
[01:10.62]要向老細對腳吻一吻
[01:13.30]女士穿着要斯文但唔使穿金戴銀
[01:15.96]最怕某某背後唱你你博啲乜
[01:22.29](每個老細也當我寶寶)
[01:51.46]做嘢好煩做人好難
[01:54.19]俾啲辦公室政治攪到好殘
[01:56.87]要以牙還牙要以眼還眼
[01:59.62]咪以為我坐喺度好得閒
[02:02.42]邊一個冼我
[02:03.78]陰陰濕金手指插向我大大鑊
[02:06.55]原來是你麼
[02:07.88]唔好咁絕做人留一線
[02:10.67]做好自己唔怕俾人趕到絕
[02:57.00]Look out