[ti:周星馳 之一百遍] [ar:周星馳 ] [al:無] [offset:0] [00:03.92]稟夫人 [00:06.87]小人本住在蘇州府 的城邊 [00:09.66]家中有屋又有田 [00:11.39]生活樂無邊 [00:13.17]誰知那唐伯虎 [00:15.00]他蠻恨不留情 [00:17.29]勾結官府目無天 [00:19.64]占我大屋奪我田 [00:21.71]我爺爺跟他來翻臉 [00:23.71]慘被他一棍來打扁 [00:25.68]我奶奶罵他欺善民 [00:27.32]反被他捉進了唐府 [00:28.95]強姦了一百遍 [00:29.98]一 百 遍...... [00:31.86]最後她懸樑自盡遺恨人間 [00:34.56]他還將我父子逐出了家園 [00:35.71]流落到江邊 [00:36.91]我為求養老爹 [00:39.02]只有獨自行乞在廟前 [00:41.42]誰知那唐伯虎他實在太陰險 [00:42.59]知道此情形 [00:43.80]竟派人來暗算 [00:45.68]把我父子狂毆在市前 [00:48.06]小人身壯堅 殘命得留存 [00:49.45]可憐老父的魂飛天 [00:51.79]為求葬老爹 [00:53.74]唯有賣身為奴自作踐 [01:35.03][00:55.81]一面窮賺錢一面讀書篇 [01:35.03][00:57.06]發誓把功名顯 [00:58.14]手刃仇人意志堅吶~~~~ [00:59.74]從此唐寅詩集伴身邊 [01:01.32]我銘記此仇不共戴天 [01:06.70]謹獻給廣大喜歡周星星同學經典台詞的朋友! [01:14.26]同時祝福全國人人民在零八年能夠順順利利! [01:18.51]為北京奧運加油! [01:27.52]臨淵君執筆yu228zhen