[ti:電燈泡2]
[ar:康康]
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[00:01.67]Ladies and Gentleman
[00:05.10]Tonight is a good night
[00:08.09]So we want welcome the singer who is kankan
[00:13.02]Oh yes I think you'll like him very much
[00:17.96]Come some about music
[00:20.14]電燈泡2
[00:22.22]康康
[00:25.24]詞：方文山  曲：周杰倫
[00:28.77]八字眉 一臉鬼祟 問他是誰 天生的壞胚
[00:33.28]幼稚園 剛畢業 穿運動褲 堅持配皮鞋 
[00:38.04]個性 陰險虛偽 不叫我爸 偏學電視叫爹
[00:43.00]還不到六歲 居然學會 假裝 憔悴
[00:48.24][02:03.48]鄰居玻璃 乒乓全碎 棒球棒亂揮
[00:52.34][02:07.57]在外 專惹事非 誰知他又 哪跟筋不對
[00:57.02][02:12.27]接着 研究星座 說他魔羯 專克金牛的爹
[01:02.26][02:17.57]我口吐鮮血 倒了八輩子楣
[01:05.78][02:20.99]跟我說蟑螂 最怕 拖鞋
[01:10.50][02:25.68]烏龜怕鐵錘 鐵錘 怕爹
[01:15.20][02:30.38]不詳的預感 開始 作祟
[01:19.89][02:35.05]接着就往我 頭上 槌~~~~~
[01:25.77][02:40.92]我問他是否需要弟弟來陪 
[01:30.42][02:45.60]他 缺了門牙的嘴 想要姊姊
[01:35.07][02:50.36]我說只能生弟弟或是妹妹
[01:39.68][02:55.04]他 斜眼一臉不削 硬要姊姊
[01:44.13]RAP:昨瞑乎你吵甲困袂去 
[01:46.57]恁母仔越想煞越生氣 
[01:48.91]越頭放阮作伊去 
[01:51.26]怨嘆恁爸無志氣 
[01:53.55]阮是堂堂的六尺四 
[01:55.92]熊熊煞來吐大氣 
[01:58.31]白白來演這齣戲 
[02:00.76]想來想去放袂記 
[03:00.52]我 解釋好幾百回 哄他入睡 
[03:05.45]他 夢中流着口水 說要姊姊 
[03:09.96]他 最後乾脆直接 叫我姊姊 
[03:14.50]我一臉崩潰想哭 卻沒眼淚
[03:18.74]耶~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[03:40.51]滾 去睡覺
[03:41.00]編輯：coleboy