[ti:乾杯]
[ar:康晉榮]
[al:管你媽媽嫁給誰]

[00:00.00]阿匾：你看康康兄又在那邊把馬子了
[00:03.78]李大師：把馬子這個王八蛋有我厲害嗎?
[00:06.02]阿匾：當然沒有你把到連攝護腺都割掉了
[00:09.37]李大師：你什麼東西啊你小心我告你啊
[00:11.49]阿匾：大師您別生氣您儘管喝今天喝多少
[00:15.35]通通算我們兩個平分的
[00:17.95]李大師：你 你
[00:18.82]阿匾：來……廢話少說我們舉杯乾杯
[00:21.59][01:23.53][02:32.36][03:02.11](乾杯)再喝下去他就吐滿地
[00:24.34][01:25.86][02:34.78][03:04.29](乾杯)煞到全場最正那個Lady
[00:26.77][01:28.34][02:37.29][03:06.77](乾杯)我想我又想要幹啥
[00:29.55][01:30.97][02:39.98][03:09.29]螃蟹一個一個一個爪八個
[00:31.73][01:33.30][02:42.22][03:11.74](乾杯)十八豆仔贏了贏了馬子
[00:34.15][01:35.67][02:44.65][03:14.25](乾杯)飲啦飲啦飲甲嚇嚇叫
[00:36.57][01:38.24][02:47.19][03:16.67](乾杯)他們說我老鼠愛小米啊
[00:39.35]五 十 十五 二十 飲啦落去啦
[00:44.23]我說老闆每天都在念我 Kimochi麥爽
[00:46.78]就請我先炒me
[00:47.88]媽媽叫我出去賺啊出去賺啊
[00:49.48]賺不到就心情好壞心情好壞
[00:52.85]馬上就要被錢好好教訓啊
[00:55.42]喝酒喝酒喝酒我要訂包廂啊
[00:57.78]大樂透小樂透弄來弄去攏未中
[01:00.23]Money Money 攏乎我 簽簽去
[01:02.71]一打蠻牛千面人死翹翹
[01:05.14]收拾一下搞定囉一去不回頭
[01:07.68]卡緊啦卡緊啦腳尾飯為國爭光囉
[01:10.19]Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom沖沖沖沖
[01:12.46]來來來來去農安街啦
[01:14.79]Monday Night Sunday Night
[01:16.20]管他什麼Night都是Happy Night
[01:18.38]我要按呢過人生啦
[01:20.15]全身黑衣騎Moto準備好苦酒滿杯
[01:40.84]六連九怪七巧總來吞落去啦
[01:45.02]康晉榮-乾杯
[01:53.46]飲啦飲啦麥甲伊吹雞規
[01:55.67]飲啦麥假啊未醉
[01:58.15]來來來免sumimasen免歹識
[02:00.57]坐坐坐要飲啥咪要飲啥咪
[02:03.08]XO有嘸啤酒Vodka有嘸
[02:05.57]約翰走路有嘸
[02:06.67]不醉不歸先走是烏龜
[02:08.53]忽然有人大哭說再喝下去就抓兔
[02:10.71]Hey You不要裝無辜
[02:12.56]人生本來就是應該那麼的苦
[02:15.37]夭壽有夠茫老子豁出去
[02:17.26]又倒了一大杯實在有夠茫有夠茫
[02:19.92]星星堆滿天旋轉木馬轉啊轉啊
[02:22.94]多麼希望有個馬桶可以出現在我面前
[02:26.71]救命救命Help Me人生本來就是那麼苦
[02:49.79]洗刷刷洗刷刷 洗刷刷洗刷刷 喝吧
[02:52.93]One Two Three Four洗刷刷
[02:53.86]One Two Three Four講大話
[02:54.90]看清楚了喔我抓我抓我抓
[02:57.06]我勒胡搞瞎搞你勒娜魯灣豆
[02:59.76]棒打老虎雞吃蟲杯底嘸倘飼金魚
[03:19.45]哥倆好啊一對寶啊四季財啊八匹馬啊乾杯啦
[03:24.03]我來唱一首歌給你們聽啦
[03:26.93]喝酒不開車
[03:29.35]開車不喝酒
[03:31.50]酒不開不能喝
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