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[ar:曾志偉/林敏聰]
[ti:無厘頭情歌大串燒]
[00:00.00]無厘頭情歌大串燒
[00:40.90]二十六夜
[00:42.70]二六夠番茄
[00:44.90]食到我嘴都咩
[00:47.80]一生的茄
[00:49.52]D番茄咩又斜
[00:52.00]驚死距吾願倒瀉
[00:55.00]我的跑車
[00:56.80]裝滿曬番茄
[00:59.20]陷吧呤同我拉扯
[01:02.00]專心渣車
[01:03.85]點知山波咩又斜
[01:05.81]卒知跌左砸住你啊爺
[01:09.56]如你愛我
[01:10.50]要介意夾住你啊爹
[01:13.00]如果你家姐
[01:14.20]今晚又吾食野
[01:16.78]還愛我嗎
[01:17.84]繼續噎多D番茄
[01:19.99]我的心只等你du一du番茄
[01:23.50]that is it
[01:24.80]來吧來吧來吧胡亂食野
[01:28.26]啦啦啦。。。。。
[01:39.01]我的心只等你du一du茄
[01:42.07]來吧來吧來吧含住夠野
[01:46.00]that is it
[01:47.00]來吧來吧來吧胡亂食野
[01:50.00]（救命啊）
[01:51.29]Tell me why
[01:55.00]你老豆點解又着左你啊媽對鞋
[02:00.00]你老豆點解又着左你媽對膠鞋
[02:04.90]褲腳濕曬又爆汰
[02:09.30]Oh baby為什麼
[02:12.00]
[02:16.30]Tell me why
[02:19.52]你老豆點解又着左你啊媽對鞋
[02:24.87]你老豆點解甘乜怪系咩野心態
[02:30.73]系未爭人周身債
[02:33.50]飲左D過期噶花奶
[02:36.60]或者食左D臭腳花鞋
[02:40.00]見到只奇乜怪
[02:43.00]
[03:11.20]口夾住半個橙
[03:12.95]不必食飯當早餐
[03:14.90]手掌夾住兩個橙
[03:17.00]美妞死在洗手間
[03:19.00]no man sang 沒有橙
[03:20.82]其實你心有個橙
[03:23.05]把自己想象系個橙
[03:27.00]hei lets go
[03:28.90]金山橙 好好噎
[03:32.94]金山橙 好好噎
[03:35.40]把橙汁渣給你
[03:37.50]把橙渣都給你
[03:39.51]卻怎麼也抓不住你
[03:42.50]共你揸揸揸揸橙
[03:46.52]我願意早早晚晚揸揸你個橙
[03:50.50]show me love love love two night
[03:54.50]我願意年年月月揸揸你個橙
[03:58.88]show me love love love two night
[04:02.50]相愛 根本 就是 一個橙
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