[ti:潔廁潔廁洗廁所]
[ar:曾志偉]

[00:03.54]潔廁潔廁洗廁所("超級無敵獎門人"插曲)
[00:08.18]作詞：林敏聰
[00:11.21]作曲：Bob Crewe/Kenny Nolan
[00:15.53]編曲：吳國恩
[00:22.55]演唱：曾志偉
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[00:27.75]Hey 白頭佬　木頭佬　賊頭佬…
[00:31.55]Hey 掘頭佬 fing頭佬 0刀(gut)頭佬…
[00:36.11]Hey 芋頭佬　突頭佬　寶頭佬…
[00:40.15]Hey 日頭佬　襪頭佬　石頭佬…
[00:44.18]想洗靚個廁所　要@ 斗歡婆
[00:46.09]巨用D無花果　仲請你食燒鵝…
[00:48.06]巨話認住呢個泵　清潔好輕鬆
[00:50.29]仲話認出呢個窿　想你無傷風
[00:54.33]裡面有舊粽 你就猛咁涌
[00:56.41]個樣好似洪朝豐
[00:57.75]但系無巨0甘大個胸　個款好鬼忠
[00:59.52]好似老懵懵　潔廁潔廁0也0也Da Da
[01:03.62]潔廁潔廁0也0也0依0也
[01:07.98]潔廁潔廁潔廁粉0也……
[01:12.73]洗廁所好好用
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[03:33.86][03:34.19][03:16.54][03:00.63][02:06.82][01:16.80]* 啊　烏里單刀洗嚇洗嚇
[03:37.53][03:04.06][02:09.50][01:20.03]洗嚇……烏里單刀洗嚇洗嚇……
[03:40.77][03:24.18][03:08.66][02:13.83][01:24.13]污跡污糟貓都洗洗嚇……
[03:45.96][03:29.92][03:12.54][02:19.78][01:39.08]烏里單刀洗多幾嚇……*
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[01:33.05]琴晚你阿爺
[01:34.92]一點幾個陣時仲整污糟0左幾張椅
[01:41.60]成晚霸住一卷卷草紙
[01:46.01]仲聊你阿嬤當無事……
[01:49.14](攪到我地要) 潔廁潔廁0也0也Da Da
[01:53.79]潔廁潔廁0也0也0依0也
[01:58.00]潔廁潔廁潔廁粉0也……
[02:02.07]洗廁所好乾淨
[02:23.26]Say 合唔到 "及"唔到　入唔到
[02:27.55]Say 食唔到　着唔到　訓唔到
[02:31.56]Say Call唔到 @ 唔到　等唔到
[02:35.58]Say 擰唔到 fing唔到　掉唔到
[02:40.24]洗廁所　無花果　鬥雞婆　食燒鵝
[02:44.11]包租公　洪七公　手指公 冬蔭公
[02:48.81]學生證　良民證　瘋狗症　烏龜症
[02:52.73]HKU 印度U 福建U I love U
[03:49.64]烏里單刀洗嚇洗嚇洗嚇
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