[ti:老豆咪「索」茄]
[ar:李裕斌]
[al:斌斌]

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[01:01.25]點解香港既夜場會搞到敢既樣
[01:04.01]皆因潮流吹世全部都系果D FING頭場
[01:07.71]不論大細DISCO與級場全部都系敢既賣相
[01:12.02]酒樓既裝收同埋果D低級音響
[01:15.55]得果幾絲燈又點樣睇到你全相和
[01:19.34]全場黑媽媽
[01:20.74]豬姆都可以變女神
[01:22.42]啊  遠體跨啦啦
[01:24.59]近體吹嗽叭
[01:26.37]人山人海晚晚爆場
[01:27.85]你都吹巨唔漲啊
[01:29.57]全晚中文歌
[01:31.43]總之FING到你甩籮
[01:32.84]極速煞科VIVF
[01:34.32]仲有黎明跟住播
[01:36.29]DJ WITH ME加長版
[01:38.36]林到你地眼癱癱
[01:40.30]你話唔夠喉
[01:42.22]仲要走去問嚇你老豆
[01:43.60]巨話呢排興索茄
[01:45.49]你話唔使眼「嗲嗲」
[01:47.29]啊仔跟住埋黎索嚇你就知道系乜野
[01:50.75]巨成五十幾歲人
[01:52.76]晚晚落去DISCO陳
[01:54.59]仲有心藏病
[01:56.21]敢HIGH法院 遲早都會釘
[02:14.89]假設將FISA擺系台度介兩下
[02:17.90]一卡旁身世界通行真系無吹水架
[02:21.06]一行界俾你大佬
[02:23.20]再界多行俾你大嫂
[02:24.80]憾家索雲曬
[02:26.44]仲差老豆果行未界
[02:28.75]巨話可樂就黎得多
[02:30.30]索茄只系小兒科
[02:32.09]盡地一鋪用盡全力索入個鼻哥
[02:35.60]點知老豆一聲BEI
[02:37.70]有野卡住左
[02:39.24]擘大果鼻隆睇下
[02:41.11]發覺D鼻毛未剪過
[02:43.08]老豆你好辣撻
[02:44.97]D野流系手指甲
[02:46.89]幾經辛苦索入直路直頭上左腦
[02:50.14]我問你HIGH  U   FEEL黎
[02:51.77]巨話睇野都踏濕皮
[02:53.77]雙腳飄飄然
[02:55.44]感覺好似做左神仙
[02:57.41]終於索到OD左
[02:58.87]巨老人家系度游車河
[03:00.74]見到巨面青青
[03:02.56]我地睇見都得人驚
[03:04.47]得翻半條人命我話你就黎釘
[03:08.06]你又唔大笨象
[03:09.57]唔通死先至識驚