[ti:三十六計]
[ar:林海峰、苦榮]
[al:芝See菇Bi Family《三十六計》]

[00:00.16]三十六計(粵)
[00:02.14]詞曲：李竣一
[00:04.16]演唱：苦榮、林海峰
[00:08.16][00:32.53][01:21.44][02:10.42][02:45.81]苦榮、林海峰-三十六計(粵)
[00:08.16][00:37.21][01:26.21][02:16.85][03:01.72]製作：MP3.mtvzz.com
[00:10.39][00:59.34][01:48.35][02:23.74]諗下計諗下計 食腦冠軍邊個系
[00:13.05][01:01.99][01:50.81][02:26.21]你級數這麼低 你跟我冇得揮
[00:15.79][01:04.72][01:53.69][02:29.08]呃下鬼搞下鬼 沒法看清真與偽
[00:18.49][01:07.27][01:56.31][02:31.70]果邊個位哥仔 有筍野俾你睇
[00:21.30][01:10.15][01:59.13][02:34.46]諗下計諗下計 學下拍拖點作弊
[00:23.92][01:12.81][02:01.84][02:37.17]應該聲東擊西 手機永不開啟
[00:26.79][01:15.54][02:04.49][02:39.91]呃下鬼搞下鬼 但我搞得好美麗
[00:29.35][01:18.19][02:07.17][02:42.62]聽聽呢首歌仔 只CD好鬼抵
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[00:45.73]一唔小心差錯腳
[00:47.04]你會跌落懸崖
[00:48.55]打機俾人呃武器 唔洗要生又要死
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[01:34.80]想要出奇制勝 唔想戰死沙場
[01:37.33]見到個Friend俾人窩 系咪隔岸觀火
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[01:42.85]調虎離山拋磚引玉 瞞天過海暗渡陳倉
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