[ti:傻婆]
[ar:林海峰]
[al:我地大家]

[00:01.11]林海峰 - 傻婆
[00:02.81]作曲：陳奐仁 填詞：林海峰
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[00:05.15]全世界有邊一個最傻
[00:12.96]傻就我要請佢吔燒鵝　傻婆
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[00:37.31]望見就佛有火　啲單寄俾我
[00:41.17]就有賴你幫助　似個秘書包搞妥
[00:45.28]話肚餓就有call　即刻餵飽我
[00:49.20]夜半賀我一賀　嚟碟餸跟湯老火
[00:53.16]落雨仲去踢波　波衫臭得我
[00:57.18]就似毒氣災禍　你冇計點都攬我
[01:01.15]做到攰就有火　邊位按摩我
[01:05.19]全靠係你用對手咪咪嚤嚤
[01:09.11]好　老細我放工　我約曬老友去放鬆
[01:12.95]好　放到我過曬鍾　冇嘢攝攝你半個鐘
[01:17.03]我叫你到你實出嚟　餵你冇嘢你畫乜眉
[01:21.02]你有肚腩我要你減肥　次次借你嚟去出氣
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[01:28.64]傻婆　點解你仲要去忍我
[01:32.49]仲會凼番我　換轉我即刻扯曬火
[01:36.43]傻婆　點解你仲要去跟我
[01:40.59]成世要跟我　換轉我轉個身早撇咗
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[01:49.30]夏季就靚女多　貪高興玩過
[01:53.15]就算係我闖禍　你當冇睇到聽過
[01:57.21]做嘢做到冧咗　即使跌低過
[02:01.20]係你為我嚟唱首溫馨K歌
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[02:05.05]好　你有你發功　最怕你唱到喊到腫
[02:08.80]我冇錫到你燶　冇買嘢送過你　送個風
[02:12.99]次次你嗌要食曲奇　我嗌老細叫碟蘇眉
[02:16.97]當你冇到　我係揸旗　冇凼過你仲成日激你
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[02:24.54]傻婆　點解你仲要去忍我
[02:28.45]仲會凼番我　換轉我即刻扯曬火
[02:32.47]傻婆　點解你仲要去跟我
[02:36.47]成世要跟我　換轉我轉個身早撇咗
[02:41.45]全世界有邊個最傻唔及你一個
[02:49.07]傻嘅我要請你吔燒鵝
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[02:58.45]傻婆　點解你傻到咁鬼錯
[03:02.48]成世冇好過　全世界醫生都怕咗
[03:06.45]傻婆　千億個就愛你一個
[03:10.51]係我最識貨　就算我知你short咗
[03:14.49]傻婆　呢一世就要你一個
[03:18.47]傻嘅襯番我　傻到敢伸手俾我拖
[03:22.51]傻婆　聽聽嚇又要喊乜喎
[03:26.43]傻嘅喊乜喎　傻到你咁喊一餐瞓咗
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