[ti:冷麵笑匠]
[ar:林海峰]
[al:我地大家]

[03:02.52][00:01.58]林海峰 - 冷麵笑匠
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[00:29.61]卡通片　不吸引我了
[00:32.93]聽聽笑話　眼淚下掉
[00:36.44]番工起身　搵塊鏡照
[00:39.60]其實我無哂黑樣　點解都踎了
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[00:43.96]係無心機笑　望見海灘退潮
[00:51.64]又有乜好笑　天黑了
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[00:57.91]有個見我　佢即睇錶
[01:01.39]有個嗌走　一了百了
[01:04.93]個個怕我　黑起塊面
[01:08.48]通通閃了
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[01:12.08]有個見我　佢嘴蔑蔑
[01:15.56]有個要死　走去上吊
[01:19.14]開工開會　我開到遺忘
[01:22.30]怎麼笑　真搞笑
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[01:47.73]邊一位斗膽對我笑
[01:50.78]唯獨有個笑得確係絕妙
[01:54.67]簡簡單單嘴角里笑
[01:57.86]煩悶我也送走　天都即刻光了
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[02:02.89]令我都識笑　勁過通波搭橋
[02:09.90]大笑加尖叫　心都跳
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[02:16.15]我要抱抱　你的纖腰
[02:19.61]我要去攬攬　你跳跳
[02:23.14]即刻收起　一塊冷麵
[02:26.69]手腳亂掉
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[02:30.27]你凼我笑你真高招
[02:33.80]你無夾硬到我笑
[02:37.45]一仆一碌舉腳投降
[02:40.56]只因你乜都笑
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[02:47.54]大混戰　哈哈笑　心開了
[02:57.06]就算大過咗都天天笑
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