[ti:買豆皮]
[ar:段思思]
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[00:00.98]雙節棍之買豆皮
[00:05.87]詞曲唱:段思思
[00:16.75]歌詞編輯:想飛的魚
[00:19.51]賣熱乾麵的旁邊
[00:20.51]是賣豆皮的
[00:21.74]豆滴那過老闆娘
[00:23.09]滴雀是蠻翻
[00:24.16]一早上把他兩塊錢
[00:25.50]想買碗豆皮回克吃
[00:26.17]拿了個破一次性的
[00:27.67]縮撩碗還要我加錢
[00:28.76]TM我不習慣
[00:29.88]身上多捅錢摸昂辦
[00:31.12]是麼昂我不想把錢
[00:32.40]把個袋子拎回克先
[00:33.45]是麼昂要講道理點
[00:34.72]一手交貨要一手錢
[00:36.05]我TM煩了調頭
[00:37.08]眼睛魂了它一眼
[00:38.27]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊
[00:39.62]賣個豆皮你還蠻衫
[00:40.63]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊
[00:41.83]賣了豆皮不想把碗
[00:43.00]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊
[00:44.21]我看你真是欠產
[00:45.39]她就只說了一句老娘做事不要你管
[00:46.60]一個鍋鏟向前
[00:49.02]想產左邊臉右邊臉
[00:50.93]我發現這處境有嗲危險
[00:52.65]旁邊有個老大娘
[00:53.87]拍着我的肩
[00:54.61]你馬上跑遠點 你馬上跑遠點
[00:55.59]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊
[00:58.71]你個板嘛想打架
[00:59.82]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊
[01:01.02]看哪個最先掛
[01:02.07]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊
[01:03.43]我要你腦袋開花
[01:05.08]啊打-------
[01:06.65]你拿到個鍋產
[01:07.44]哼哼哈兮
[01:08.26]我只有雙筷子
[01:09.13]哼哼哈兮
[01:10.50]打架的人切記
[01:11.49]打不贏滴
[01:12.78]要學會三十六計
[01:13.95]走為上計
[01:15.31]你拿到個鍋產
[01:16.34]哼哼哈兮
[01:17.73]我也不是燙滴
[01:18.73]哼哼哈兮
[01:20.08]楊過和小龍女
[01:21.06]雙筷合併
[01:22.55]雖然我一過人
[01:23.42]產你的豆皮
[01:25.69]TM我不習慣
[01:26.49]身上多捅錢摸昂辦
[01:27.67]是麼昂我不想把錢
[01:29.03]把個袋子拎回克先
[01:30.22]是麼昂要講道理點
[01:31.55]一手交貨要一手錢
[01:32.51]我TM煩了調頭
[01:33.98]眼睛魂了它一眼
[01:34.83]大嬸，你就別管 他們 打架像吃飯
[01:43.93]你拿到個鍋產
[01:44.51]哼哼哈兮
[01:45.80]我只有雙筷子
[01:46.69]哼哼哈兮
[01:48.88]打架的人切記
[01:49.88]打不贏滴
[01:51.43]要學會三十六計
[01:52.36]走為上計
[01:53.80]你拿到個鍋產
[01:54.72]哼哼哈兮
[01:56.13]我也不是燙滴
[01:57.08]哼哼哈兮
[01:58.51]楊過和小龍女
[01:59.53]雙筷合併
[02:00.86]雖然我一過人
[02:01.81]產你的豆皮
[02:03.07]
[02:04.85]TM我不習慣
[02:05.54]身上多捅錢摸昂辦
[02:06.67]是麼昂我不想把錢
[02:08.14]把個袋子拎回克先
[02:09.19]是麼昂要講道理點
[02:10.29]一手交貨要一手錢
[02:11.58]我TM煩了調頭
[02:12.60]眼睛魂了它一眼
[02:22.12]你拿到個鍋產
[02:22.76]哼哼哈兮
[02:24.15]我只有雙筷子
[02:25.11]哼哼哈兮
[02:26.51]打架的人切記
[02:27.45]打不贏滴
[02:28.98]要學會三十六計
[02:29.90]走為上計
[02:31.42]你拿到個鍋產
[02:32.24]哼哼哈兮
[02:33.70]我也不是燙滴
[02:34.63]哼哼哈兮
[02:36.10]楊過和小龍女
[02:37.00]雙筷合併
[02:38.48]雖然我一過人
[02:39.33]產你的豆皮
[02:41.74]
[02:42.58]TM我不習慣
[02:43.03]身上多捅錢摸昂辦
[02:44.12]是麼昂我不想把錢
[02:45.64]把個袋子拎回克先
[02:46.77]是麼昂要講道理點
[02:47.79]一手交貨要一手錢
[02:49.26]我TM煩了調頭
[02:50.50]眼睛魂了它一眼
[02:53.66]END