[ti:賣豆皮] [ar:段思思] [al:賣豆皮] [offset:500] [00:12.37]《賣豆皮》 [00:19.58]賣熱乾麵的旁邊 [00:29.61]是賣豆皮的 [00:31.66] 豆滴那過老闆娘 [00:32.73]的其哦是蠻翻 [00:33.80]一早上把他兩塊錢 [00:34.95]想買碗豆皮回克吃 [00:36.22]拿了個破一次性的 [00:37.26]縮撩碗還要我加錢 [00:38.28]TM我不習慣 [00:39.31]身上多捅錢摸昂辦 [00:40.56]什麼我不想把錢 [00:41.69]把個袋子拎回克先 [00:43.26]什麼要講道理點 [00:44.41]一手交貨要一手錢 [00:45.38]我TM煩了調頭 [00:46.56]眼睛魂了它一眼 [00:47.68]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊 [00:48.50]賣個豆皮你還蠻衫 [00:50.02]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊 [00:51.22]賣了豆皮不想把碗 [00:52.29]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊 [00:53.59]我看你真是欠產 [00:54.85]她就只說了一句老娘做事不要你管 [00:55.89]一個鍋產向前 [00:58.32]想產左邊臉右邊臉 [00:59.33]我發現這處境有嗲危險 [01:01.06]旁邊有個老大嬸 [01:02.14] 拍着我的肩 [01:04.25]你馬上跑遠點 你馬上跑遠點 [01:05.32] 搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊 [01:07.94]是不是想打架 [01:08.92]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊 [01:10.45]看哪個最先掛 [01:11.53]搞麼四啊 搞麼四啊 [01:12.82]我要你腦殼開花 [02:31.84][01:54.18][01:15.13] 你拿到個鍋產 [02:32.72][01:55.64][01:16.59] 哼哼哈兮 [02:33.63][01:56.27][01:17.78]我只有雙筷子 [02:34.46][01:57.38][01:18.98]哼哼哈兮 [02:35.96][01:58.48][01:20.00]打架的人切記 [02:37.07][01:59.70][01:21.16]打不贏的 [02:38.46][02:00.70][01:22.37]要學會三十六計 [02:39.53][02:01.74][01:23.34] 走為上計 [02:40.80][02:02.95][01:24.66] 你拿到個鍋產 [02:41.88][02:04.23][01:25.80]哼哼哈兮 [02:43.41][02:05.12][01:27.07] 我也不是燙滴 [02:44.56][02:06.14][01:28.35] 哼哼哈兮 [02:45.72][02:07.63][01:29.50] 楊過和小龍女 [02:46.60][02:08.59][01:30.40]雙筷合併 [02:48.10][02:09.79][01:31.78]雖然我一過人 [02:48.91][02:10.83][01:32.75]產你的豆皮 [02:14.11][01:34.16]TM我不習慣 [02:14.71][01:36.68]身上多捅錢摸昂辦 [02:15.83][01:37.72]什麼我不想把錢 [02:16.97][01:38.89]把個袋子拎回克先 [02:18.46][01:40.38]什麼要講道理點 [02:19.35][01:41.70]一手交貨要一手錢 [02:20.69][01:42.77]我TM煩了調頭 [02:21.57][01:43.91]眼睛魂了它一眼 [01:45.68]大嬸,你就別管 [01:51.68]他們 打架像吃飯