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[00:06.23]Greetings
[00:09.58]1. Hello
[00:12.28]Paulo:Hello,Bill.
[00:14.44]Bill:Hi,Paulo.How are you?
[00:17.10]Paulo:Just fine.
[00:20.99]2. Hi
[00:24.38]Anna:Hi,Carlo.
[00:26.31]Carlo:Hi,Anna.
[00:29.98]3. Good morning.
[00:33.98]Bill:Good morning,sir.
[00:35.56]Man:Good morning.
[00:40.77]4. Good afternoon.
[00:44.61]Joanna:Good morning,Paulo.
[00:46.74]Paulo:Good afternoon.Its two oclock now.
[00:50.30]Joanna:No wonder I feel so hungry.
[00:54.82]5. Good evening.
[00:59.00]Teacher:Good evening,class.
[01:01.85]Students:Good evening.
[01:06.50]6. Good night.
[01:10.52]Broadcaster:Good night,ladies and gentlemen.
[01:13.86]            Welcome to our late show tonight.
[01:16.35]            We have a special guest here:Mr.Russell Crowe.
[01:19.98]Mr.Crowe:Good night,David.Good night,everybody.
[01:26.67]7. Good day.
[01:29.56]Jim:Good day,sir.Can I help you?
[01:31.97]Customer:Do you have grapes?
[01:36.14]Jim:Yes.Theyre in the third case over there.
[01:41.45]8. How are you?
[01:46.27]Paulo:Hello,Bill.How are you today?
[01:50.15]Bill:Fine,thanks.
[01:54.59]9. Im fine,thanks.
[01:59.50]John:How are you this faternoon?
[02:02.18]Bill:Fine,thanks.How are you?
[02:04.50]John:Im fine,too.Thank you.
[02:11.18]10. Very well,thank you.
[02:16.05]Tom:Hi,Pedro.How are you?
[02:19.01]Pedro:Very well.How are you?
[02:21.53]Tom:Cant be better.
[02:25.11]11. And you?
[02:30.41]Laura:Hi,Bill.How are you?
[02:33.20]Bill:Fine,thanks.And you?
[02:35.38]Laura:Im fine,too.
[02:38.13]12. How are you doing?
[02:45.25]Michael:Hi,Pedro.How are you doing?
[02:49.24]Pedro:Fine.I just wanted to stop by and say hello.
[02:56.26]13. How have you been?
[03:00.77]Pedro:Michael.Its been a long time.How have you been?
[03:06.12]Michael:OK,Pedro.
[03:09.24]14. Its been a long time.
[03:17.69]Pedro:Its been a long time.
[03:20.22]Michael:Yes,it is.
[03:22.34]Pedro:How have you been?
[03:24.61]15. How is …?
[03:31.07]Bill:Hi,Laura.
[03:33.75]Laura:Hi,Bill.How are you?
[03:35.81]Bill:Im fine,thank you.
[03:38.02]Laura:How is your wife?
[03:39.80]Bill:Shes fine,too.Thank you for asking.
[03:46.27]16. How was your day?
[03:51.27]Mama:Youre home,Joanna my dear.How was your day?
[03:55.70]Joanna:Great!Michael and I went to the World Fair.
[03:59.91]       How was your day,Mama?
[04:01.34]Mama:Busy,but not bad.
[04:06.06]17. Whats happening?
[04:11.35]Pedro:Whats happening,man?
[04:14.08]Miguel:Nothing.
[04:14.67]Tom:Hi,Pedro.Miguel.Whats going on here?
[04:19.11]Pedro:Nothing.
[04:24.92]18. Whats new?
[04:29.13]Michael:Whats new?You look tired.
[04:32.20]Pedro:Im trying to find a present for Miguel.
[04:35.79]      Hes leaving at the end of next week.
[04:38.09]Michael:Thats too bad.
[04:42.66]19. Whats up?
[04:46.59]Michael:Hello,Joanna.Whats up?
[04:49.61]Joanna:I have some exciting news.
[04:55.24]20. Im home!
[04:59.69]Bill:Hello!Nora?Billy?Jack?Suzy?Im home!
[05:06.19]Nora:Hi,dear.Youre home early.
[05:16.76]Meeting People
[05:19.92]21. This is …
[05:26.68]Paulo:Bill,this is my sister,Joanna Farias.
[05:31.33]Bill:Very pleased to meet you.
[05:37.07]22. I want you to meet …
[05:42.45]Paulo:Joanna,I want you to meet Michael Crawford.
[05:46.21]Joanna:How do you do?
[05:47.76]Michael:Its a pleasure to meet you,Joanna.
[05:51.38]23. Do you know …?
[05:57.56]Paulo:Hello,Michael.Do you know my sister,Joanna?
[06:02.38]Micheal:No,I dont.
[06:03.82]Paulo:Joanna,let me introduce Michael Crawford.
[06:07.70]Joanna:How do you do,Mr. Crawford?
[06:10.49]Michael:Glad to meet you,Joanna.
[06:13.55]24. Let me introduce …
[06:21.34]Paulo:Michael,let me introduce my sister to you.
[06:24.96]      My sister Joanna.Michael.
[06:26.92]Michael:How do you do,Joanna?
[06:29.94]Joanna:How do you do?
[06:32.46]25. How do you do?
[06:40.02]Paulo:Joanna,this is Bill ONeil.
[06:43.91]Joanna:How do you do,Mr. ONeil?
[06:46.08]Paulo:How do you do?
[06:50.02]26. Im very pleased to meet you.
[06:57.63]Paulo:Bill,this is my sister,Joanna Farias.
[07:02.08]Bill:Very pleased to meet you.
[07:07.22]27. Im glad to meet you.
[07:14.47]Pedro:This is Miguel.This is Marta.
[07:17.35]Miguel:How do you do?Im glad to meet you.
[07:20.26]Marta:How do you do?
[07:24.53]28. Its nice to meet you.
[07:29.57]Carlo:Its nice to meet you on my first day here.
[07:33.63]      Ill see you tomorrow in class.
[07:35.85]Anna:See you then.
[07:39.59]29. Its a pleasure meeting you.
[07:45.27]Bill:A pleasure meeting you,Joanna.Good-bye.
[07:49.61]Joanna:Its a pleasure meeting you,too.
[07:58.86]Farewell
[08:02.24]30. See you.
[08:06.81]Paulo:See you later.
[08:08.83]Bill:OK.Paulo.See you later.
[08:14.99]31. Good-bye.
[08:19.21]Paulo:Good-bye,Bill.See you this afternoon.
[08:23.10]Bill:Good-bye.
[08:24.91]32. Good day.
[08:30.66]Jim:Is this all you need,sir?
[08:33.01]Customer:Yes.
[08:34.71]Jim:Four dollars and thirty-nine cents,sir.
[08:37.18]    Thank you,sir.Good day,sir.
[08:39.04]Customer:Good day.
[08:41.39]33. Good night.
[08:47.13]Zahra:Turn off th TV,Ali.Its time for bed.
[08:51.50]Ali:OK.Good night,Mama.
[08:53.66]Zahra:Good night.
[09:02.13]Pleading
[09:05.21]34. Excuse me.
[09:10.72]Girl:Excuse me,sir.
[09:12.96]Bill:Yes?
[09:14.40]Girl:Is this the Museum of Modern Art?
[09:18.62]35. Yes?
[09:25.46]Helen:Betty!
[09:26.60]Betty:Yes?
[09:30.75]36. Can you help me?
[09:34.53]Man:Excuse me,sir.Can you help me?Wheres the Italian restaurant?
[09:40.07]Bill:Its in the Italian Pavilion,over there.On the second floor.
[09:45.77]Man:Thank you.
[09:47.04]37. Im sorry.
[09:53.26]Mrs.Green:Linda!Come on in.
[09:55.50]Linda:Im sorry to come at this time,
[09:58.18]      but I wonder if I can leave my dog with you for a couple of days.
[10:02.24]Mrs.Green:Im sorry.Mr.Green is allergic to dogs.
[10:09.25]38. Can you help me with …?
[10:15.26]Carlo:Anna,can you help me with these questions?
[10:18.94]Anna:No problem.
[10:23.36]39. No way.
[10:27.16]Tom:This sweater is pretty nice.Can I borrow it sometime?
[10:31.95]Pedro:No way.
[10:33.52]40. Would you help me …?
[10:40.55]Paulo:Joanna,would you help me type this proposal?
[10:44.37]      Im too busy to do it myself.
[10:47.14]Joanna:OK.But why dont you hire a secretary?
[10:50.93]Paulo:Im looking for one.
[10:55.71]41. Can you give me a hand?
[11:01.27]Pedro:I took some great pictures today
[11:04.14]      and Im going to develop the film now.
[11:06.34]      Can you give me a hand?
[11:08.36]Miguel:What can I do?I know nothing about your work.
[11:11.83]Pedro:You cant help with my work,but you can help with my life.
[11:16.02]      Please call up Lily and tell her I cant see her tonight.
[11:19.48]      Heres her number.
[11:22.49]42. I have a favor to ask.
[11:30.33]Michael:I have a favor to ask.
[11:33.06]Pedro:What is it?
[11:34.93]Michael:Im entering an art competition,and Id like to use your name.
[11:39.41]Pedro:OK.
[11:41.71]43. Would you do me a favor?
[11:49.21]Bill:Would you do me a favor,Ali?
[11:52.33]Ali:Sure.
[11:53.55]44. May I …?
[12:00.07]Ali:May I have an ice cream sandwich,please?
[12:03.58]Simon:No,not now.
[12:06.16]45. Im afraid not.
[12:12.34]Ali:May I go to school with Hussein?
[12:15.23]Zahra:Im afraid not.Youre not old enough.
[12:19.83]46. May I …?
[12:25.90]Miguel:May I ask you a question,Pedro?
[12:28.65]Pedro:Of course.
[12:30.95]47. Go ahead.
[12:37.07]Carlo:May I borrow your dictionary?
[12:40.41]Anna:Go ahead.
[12:42.22]48. Forget it.
[12:48.11]Ali:May I have your talking pen for one day,Hussein?
[12:52.33]Hussein:Forget it.Youre broken everything you borrowed from me.
[12:58.31]49. I can …,cant I?
[13:03.62]Ali:I can have an ice cream sandwich,cant I?
[13:08.54]Zahra:Of course,you can .After lunch.
[13:13.42]50.Of course,you may.
[13:17.96]Pedro:May I borrow your sweater?
[13:20.80]Miguel:Of course,you may.Its already on you,isnt it?
[13:24.62]51. Do you mind …?
[13:31.74]Mama:Are you going out,Joanna?
[13:34.53]Joanna:Yes.Im going to Paulos office.
[13:37.44]Mama:Do you mind picking up some things for me?
[13:40.34]Joanna:Not at all.
[13:42.75]52. Not at all.
[13:49.16]Pedro:Would you mind if I sit here?
[13:51.71]Girl:Not at all.
[13:53.30]53. Would you mind if …?
[13:59.87]Tom:Do you mind if I smoke here?
[14:03.03]Pedro:As a matter of fact,I do.
[14:05.15]      The smoke may do harm to my photographs,you know.
[14:08.89]54. Please.
[14:13.97]Carlo:Can you help me with these English drills,Anna?
[14:18.86]Anna:Sorry,Carlo,I have to do the laundry now.
[14:22.45]Carlo:Please,Anna.Please.I need your help.
[14:26.35]55. Do it for …
[14:34.02]Joanna:Paulo,I dont want to go.
[14:36.69]Paulo:Please,Joanna.Do it for me.Do it for my career.
[14:41.13]Joanna:But Paulo …
[14:42.56]Paulo:Do it for Michael.Do it for yourself.
[14:45.36]Joanna:Mm… OK,Ill go.
[14:55.04]Showing Thankfulness
[14:57.99]56. Thank you very much.
[15:05.17]Paulo:May I borrow your bike for two hours?
[15:09.10]Bill:Sure.
[15:10.31]Paulo:Thank you very much.
[15:12.24]57. I cant thank you enough.
[15:21.80]Zahra:Mr.Yamamoto,I cant thank you enough for bringing Ali back.
[15:27.18]Yamamoto:I wanted to call and tell you Alis with me,
[15:30.08]         but I couldnt find your telephone number.
[15:33.15]58. Thanks for …
[15:39.76]Meguel:I went to the movies with Marta last night.
[15:43.32]Pedro:Marta!
[15:44.41]Meguel:Yes.
[15:45.39]Pedro:Thanks for telling me.I dont blame you for taking my girl.
[15:49.41]      Women!What can you do?
[15:52.74]59. Youre a sweetheart!
[15:59.83]Bill:Happy birthday,Joanna.This is for you.
[16:03.50]Joanna:A necklace!Oh,Bill.Youre a sweetheart!
[16:08.03]60. Thank him for me if you get a chance.
[16:18.81]Michael:I heard Miguel has gone back to his home in Columbia.
[16:23.64]Pedro:Yes.I received a letter from him yesterday.
[16:27.19]      He wishes you good luck in the competition.
[16:29.93]Michael:Thank him for me if you get a chance.
[16:34.90]61. Thank you,anyway.
[16:39.72]Friend:Have you found a new job?
[16:42.56]Laura:No,not yet.
[16:43.88]Friend:I talked to my boss about you,
[16:46.41]       but he said he has found a secretary.
[16:48.82]Laura:Thats bad.But thank you,anyway.
[16:52.33]62. Sure.
[16:57.29]Michael:Are you going to the Worlds Fair?
[17:00.31]Joanna:Of course.
[17:01.75]Michael:I think I can take you there with my car.
[17:04.18]Joanna:Thatll be great.Thank you.
[17:06.76]Michael:Sure.
[17:09.24]63. Youre welcome.
[17:14.49]Laura:Can you pass me the salt,please?
[17:17.65]Bill:Here.
[17:18.64]Laura:Thank you.
[17:19.56]Bill:Youre welcome.
[17:21.42]64. Dont mention it.
[17:28.21]Laura:Thank you for all youve done for me,Bill.
[17:30.85]Bill:Dont mention it.
[17:33.08]65. Not at all.
[17:39.88]Michael:Thank you for telling me about the art competition,Joanna.
[17:44.11]Joanna:Not at all.
[17:46.23]66.At your service.
[17:52.44]Waiter:May I repeat your order,sir?You want a beef steak,a salad,
[17:58.41]       and a mushroom soup.
[18:00.11]Guest:Thats right.Thank you.
[18:01.63]Waiter:At your service,sir.
[18:03.93]67. Its my pleasure.
[18:10.05]Marta:Its for me?Oh,thank you,Miguel.
[18:13.90]Miguel:Its my pleasure.
[18:15.85]68. I was happy to do it.
[18:24.24]Claire:I want to thank you for all your help.
[18:26.65]Laura:I was happy to do it.
[18:28.96]69. What are friends for?
[18:36.98]Laura:Thank you for listening to me.It helped a lot.
[18:41.45]Friend:What are friends for?
[18:50.04]Apology
[18:52.28]70. Excuse me a minute.
[18:59.19]Principal:Excuse me,Professor Lee.May I have a word with you?
[19:04.00]Professor Lee:Excuse me a minute ,class.
[19:07.93]71. I hope Im not interrupting anything.
[19:17.28]Pedro:I hope Im not interrupting anything.
[19:19.99]      Heres a farewell present for you,Miguel.
[19:22.40]      Im sorry that youre leaving.
[19:24.59]Miguel:Thank you,Pedro.Im sorry,too.
[19:27.39]Pedro:But the sorriest one is Marta.Am I right,Marta?
[19:31.30]Marta:Yes.
[19:35.27]72. Im sorry.
[19:39.92]Mr.Green:Hi,dear.Im sorry to be back so late.
[19:43.98]Mrs.Green:Thats OK,dear.Busy day?
[19:46.49]Mr.Green:Yes,very.
[19:49.02]73. Forgive me.
[19:54.20]Laura:Please forgive me for my being late,Mr.Crawford.
[19:58.80]Mr.Crawford:Its not the first time you came late,Ms.Segura.
[20:01.76]Laura:Im sorry.
[20:03.08]74. Thats all right.
[20:09.92]Zahra:Ali,dont bother Mr.ONeil.Hes busy.
[20:14.22]      Im sorry,Mr.ONeil.
[20:16.15]Bill:Thats all right.
[20:18.86]75. Thats OK.
[20:25.43]Laura:Sorry for all the trouble I made.
[20:28.10]Jack:Thats OK.
[20:29.80]76. It doesnt matter.
[20:35.77]Mrs.Crawford:Im sorry I cant serve asparagus.
[20:39.82]             I didnt find any at the grocers.
[20:42.43]Mr.Crawford:It doesnt matter.I can live without asparagus.
[20:46.32]77. Forget it.
[20:52.29]Marta:Im sorry about yesterday.
[20:55.86]Miguel:Forget it.
[20:56.68]78. Dont apologize.
[21:00.02]Joanna:Sorry Im late,Michael.
[21:06.83]       I was stuck in a traffic jam.Sorry.
[21:09.19]Michael:Dont apologize.It can happen to anybody.
[21:13.36]79.You dont have to be sorry.
[21:21.46]Pedro:Michael,Im sorry about Maria.
[21:25.19]Michael:You dont have to be sorry for it,Pedro.
[21:27.43]        Its not all your fault.
[21:36.40]Offers and Invitations
[21:41.17]80. What can I do for you?
[21:46.08]Girl:Excuse me,sir.
[21:48.01]Policeman:What can I do for you?
[21:50.42]Girl:Someone took my purse.
[21:53.32]81. Let me know if you need me.
[22:00.39]Neighbor:Hello.Im your new neighbor.
[22:02.94]         Im Susan Pitt.
[22:04.53]Zahra:Im Zahra Nikzad.Welcome.
[22:07.54]      Let me know if you need me,will you?
[22:09.94]Neighbor:I will,thank you.
[22:12.26]82. Can I buy you a drink?
[22:19.78]Pedro:Hi.Are you alone?
[22:22.30]Girl:Why,yes.
[22:23.57]Pedro:Can I buy you a drink?
[22:25.20]Girl:OK.Why not?
[22:27.58]83. Shall we invite …?
[22:34.69]Paulo:Shall we invite the Crawfords to dinner sometime?
[22:38.74]Joanna:Mr.Crawfords your acquaintance.You decide.
[22:42.34]84. Would you like to join us?
[22:50.00]Miguel:Pedro and I are going to Micheals party tomorrow.
[22:54.00]       Would you like to join us?
[22:55.09]Marta:Thank you.Id love to.