[ti:黑色愉快]
[ar:軟硬天師]
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[00:00.00]歌手：軟硬天師
[00:00.00]歌名：黑色愉快
[00:00.00]製作：mp3.mtvzz.com
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[00:20.20]小生個名叫裕快 D街坊通稱"小黑怪"
[00:24.80]皆因我左手個處 天生黑斑一大塊
[00:28.93]SO黑色我好中意 逢親好天我就去曬
[00:33.55]黑色我好中意 凡黑色東西我就買曬
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[00:47.81]小生個名叫裕快 D街坊通稱"小黑怪"
[00:52.18]屋企黑迷萌好愉快 黑色既抬凳仲有
[00:57.12]黑衫溝黑褲 連袋巾都揀到FIT曬
[01:01.70]晚黑煮黑米 日頭刻苦工作又夠快
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[01:16.00]小生個名叫裕快 D街坊通稱"小黑怪"
[01:20.30]點知個頭睇住架黑色TV播舊戲
[01:24.80]有緊急消息呀 話"禁曬個D BLACK COLOUR"
[01:29.45]嘩!甘樣點好呀 我點都要見下巨架
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[01:43.54]小生個名叫裕快 D街坊通稱"小黑怪"
[01:47.97]家陣有左新律法 可否講解下TELL ME WHY
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[03:57.95][03:00.00][02:01.27]巨即刻甘等 "我講乜你就要聽
[04:00.92][03:02.55][02:04.46]嘈嘈閉擗你入BLACK LIST
[04:03.02][03:04.85][02:06.93]再扎扎跳就BLACK OUT
[04:05.59][03:07.18][02:09.24]求其溫你入BLACK PRISON
[04:08.08]仲黑色呀拿 朕偏偏鍾意青色呀
[04:12.45]黑色呀拿 朕偏偏鍾意紫色呀
[04:17.07]仲講呀你
[04:18.41]仲講呀你
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[03:09.73][02:11.53]仲黑色呀拿 我偏偏鍾意青色呀
[03:13.80][02:16.12]黑色呀拿 我偏偏鍾意紫色呀
[03:18.68][02:20.68]系唔准你呀
[03:20.38][02:22.13]唔准你呀
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[02:32.36]小生個名叫裕快 D街坊通稱"小黑怪"
[02:36.92]終於走番去求巨 好鬼低聲兼下氣
[02:41.55]我舊陣娶左個黑妹妹  翻去做老伴
[02:46.26]我倆天生好登對 郎情妾意甘就破碎呀
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[03:29.60]唉 鬼叫巨把叫大曬 死死氣翻去改過
[03:35.41]將黑色既家私換曬 連水泥佬都即刻CALL曬
[03:39.98]黎將屋企通處黑迷萌搞到白曬曬
[03:44.56]但漆油D臭味 聞到我作嘔兼淚滿眼
[04:28.72]小生個名叫裕快 不澇通稱"小黑怪"
[04:33.34]呢排覺得好古怪 街坊把口好似換過曬....