[ti:天下一大笑]
[ar:鄧麗君]

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[00:00.00] 天下一大笑
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[00:05.00] 鄧麗君 演唱
[00:07.00][00:38.74][01:08.57][01:42.54][02:18.01][02:47.42][03:20.86][03:56.30][04:25.96][04:59.18][05:35.23][06:05.35][06:39.72]
[00:08.71][05:04.69] 梨花大鼓小桃紅
[00:16.27][05:12.22] 唱出天下一大笑
[00:23.77][05:19.94][06:23.47] 只望大家樂一樂　哎呀
[00:31.39][05:27.55] 得歡笑時且歡笑　伊呀嗨
[00:43.01] 說好笑 真好笑
[00:50.29] 詞名天下一大笑
[00:54.20] 戲法人人都會變
[00:58.28] 各人各有各巧妙　哎呀
[01:01.75] 各巧妙　哈……
[01:11.46] 話說當年本地方
[01:19.25] 發生天下大笑料
[01:26.96] 天下怪事都做盡　哎呀
[01:34.74] 天下女人他全要　伊呀嗨
[01:47.94] 唱戲妞兒真夠俏
[01:55.33] 大爺心中蹦蹦跳
[02:02.91] 女人嫌少不怕多　哎呀
[02:10.36] 大爺就愛這調調　伊呀嗨
[02:22.02] 雞兒飛　狗兒跳
[02:29.18] 小鬼占進城隍廟
[02:32.95] 大字不識七八個
[02:37.10] 可是大爺有鈔票　哎呀
[02:40.48] 有鈔票　哈……
[02:50.41] 有人雞毛當令箭
[02:57.82] 有人氣得哇哇叫
[03:05.48] 可憐媒婆不好做　哎呀
[03:13.18] 急得要哭要上吊　伊呀嗨
[03:26.42] 妞兒是個小辣椒
[03:33.88] 有錢無情辦不到
[03:41.31] 蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉　哎呀
[03:48.74] 得不到的一定好　伊呀嗨
[04:00.34] 姐兒俏　真正俏
[04:07.65] 可惜姐兒是辣椒
[04:11.36] 羊肉沒吃一身腥
[04:15.35] 風去樓空人跑了　哎呀
[04:19.83] 人跑了　哈……
[04:28.51] 王八羔子都廢料
[04:36.24] 煮熟鴨子給飛掉
[04:43.86] 大爺出馬湊熱鬧　哎呀
[04:51.48] 大爺勇氣呱呱叫　伊呀嗨
[05:39.36] 一場空　辮子翹
[05:46.59] 買命無法用鈔票
[05:50.40] 榮華富貴像雲煙繞
[05:54.56] 兩腳一伸都完了　哎呀
[05:58.15] 都完了　哈……
[06:07.94] 天下人談天下事
[06:15.66] 天下人看天下笑
[06:31.33] 富樂安康最重要　伊呀嗨
[06:40.99] ——END——