[ti:怪物]
[ar:陳奕迅]
[al:Shall We Dance? Shall We Talk!]

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[00:03.00]曲 : 陳奕迅詞 : 林夕編 : 陳輝陽
[00:23.92]明明欠了尾巴
[00:25.07]偏偏要擺姿態
[00:27.27]橫行世界認真失敗
[00:31.13]動物哪要着衫
[00:32.33]偏偏滿身穿戴
[00:34.59]皮毛卻要隨地擺
[01:58.95][00:37.61]* 奇怪到天光起身可算奇怪
[02:02.36][00:41.24]憑兩腳站立扮偉大
[02:06.10][00:44.93]還挺胸叉腰不算神怪
[02:09.73][00:48.61]未夠脂肪竟有資格換來崇拜
[02:13.58][00:52.32]奇怪到天黑休息可算奇怪
[02:17.05][00:55.92]還要我日夜被養大
[02:20.78][00:59.67]還喵喵喵喵將我亂嗌
[02:24.46][01:03.42]沒有尾巴竟有資格造成大破壞
[02:36.40][01:07.86]太龐大
[02:38.55][01:09.95]形狀如怪物切勿隨便跟他去街
[02:42.12][01:13.53]人類如怪物
[02:43.33][01:14.96]勢力龐大
[02:45.86][01:17.21]行事如怪物
[02:47.29][01:18.64]我在門外伸伸懶腰擺擺尾他竟說乖
[02:50.81][01:22.33]腐敗
[01:45.25]明明有腳有手
[01:46.41]偏偏滿台碗筷
[01:48.44]食物也要煮真失敗
[01:52.08]神神化化噪音
[01:53.51]一雙耳筒一戴
[01:55.59]從頭到腳搖又擺
[02:55.26]太龐大
[02:58.50]腐敗
[03:02.35]太龐大