[ti:Master Of The House(音樂劇悲慘世界)]
[ar:音樂劇悲慘世界]
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[00:04.51]Welcome, M'sier
[00:06.13]sit yourself down
[00:07.68]and meet the best
[00:09.20]innkeeper in town.
[00:12.90]As for the rest,
[00:14.85]all of them crooks
[00:16.50]rooking the guests 
[00:17.67]and cooking the books.
[00:21.44]Seldom do you see
[00:24.85]honest men like me.
[00:27.36]A gent of good intent
[00:30.04]who's content to be
[00:34.47]Master of the House
[00:36.05]Doling out the charm
[00:37.53]ready with a handshake 
[00:39.14]and an open palm
[00:40.74]tells a saucy tale
[00:42.26]makes a little stir
[00:43.90]customers appreciate a bon-viveur!
[00:46.98]Glad to do my friends a favor
[00:50.09]doesn't cost me to be nice
[00:53.25]but nothing gets you nothing
[00:54.66]everything has got a little price!
[00:59.29]Master of the house
[01:00.82]keeper of the zoo
[01:02.37]ready to relieve 'em 
[01:03.83]of a sou, or two
[01:05.56]watering the wine
[01:06.93]making up the weight
[01:08.59]pickin' up their knick-knacks 
[01:10.03]when they can't see straight
[01:11.72]everybody loves a landlord
[01:14.58]everybody's bosom friend
[01:17.55]I do whatever pleases
[01:18.95]Jesus!  Don't I bleed 'em in the end!
[01:22.21]Master of the house
[01:23.64]quick to catch yer eye
[01:25.18]Never wants a passer-by 
[01:26.61]to pass him by.
[01:28.16]Servant to the poor
[01:29.69]Butler to the great
[01:31.20]Comforter, philosopher
[01:32.36]and lifelong mate!
[01:34.27]Everybody's boon companion
[01:37.25]Everybody's chaperone.
[01:40.07]But lock up your valises
[01:41.63]Jesus!  Won't I skin yer to the bone!
[01:50]Enter, M'sieur
[01:50.90]Lay down yer load
[01:52.50]unlace yer boots
[01:53.84]and rest from the road.
[01:58.15]This weighs a ton
[01:59.59]travel's a curse
[02:01.24]but here we strive
[02:02.96]to lighten your purse.
[02:06.34]Here the goose is cooked
[02:10.09]here the fat is fried
[02:12.61]and nothing's overlooked
[02:15.01]till I'm satisfied....
[02:19.44]Food beyond compare
[02:20.99]food beyond belief
[02:22.64]mix it in a mincer
[02:24.01]and pretend it's beef.
[02:25.69]Kidney of a horse
[02:27.11]liver of a cat
[02:28.67]filling up the sausages
[02:30.17]with this and that!
[02:31.80]Residents are more then welcome
[02:34.69]bridal suite is occupied!
[02:38.09]Reasonable charges
[02:39.35]plus some little extras on the side!
[02:43.93]Charge 'em for the lice
[02:45.34]extra for the mice
[02:46.96]two per cent for looking in the mirror twice!
[02:49.94]Here a little slice
[02:51.43]there a little cut
[02:53.05]three per cent for sleeping with the window shut!
[02:56.10]When it comes to fixing prices
[02:59.07]there are lots of tricks he knows
[03:02.21]how it all increases
[03:03.66]all them bits an pieces
[03:05.48]Jesus!  It's amazing how it grows!
[03:08.67]Master of the house
[03:09.83]quick to catch your eye
[03:11.32]never wants a passerby to pass him by
[03:14.45]servant to the poor
[03:15.97]butler to the great
[03:17.44]comforter, philosopher
[03:18.91]and lifelong mate.
[03:20.50]Everybody's boon companion
[03:23.44]gives 'em everything he's got.
[03:26.50]Dirty bunch of geezers
[03:27.82]Jesus!  What a sorry little lot!
[03:35.77]I used to think
[03:37.05]that I would meet a prince.
[03:39.70]But God Almighty.
[03:41.02]Have you seen what's happened since?
[03:45.71]'Master of the House'? 
[03:47.49]Isn't worth me spit!
[03:49.58]'Comforter, philosopher'
[03:51.44]--and lifelong shit!
[03:53.31]Cunning little brain
[03:54.80]regular Voltaire
[03:56.92]thinks he's quite a lover
[03:58.33]but there's not much there.
[04:00.74]What a cruel trick of nature
[04:04.24]landed me with such a louse
[04:08.07]God knows how I've lasted
[04:09.70]living with this bastard in the house!
[04:13.26]Master of the House!
[04:14.76]Master and a half!
[04:16.36]Comforter, philosopher
[04:17.74]Don't make me laugh!
[04:19.29]Servant to the poor
[04:20.82]butler to the great
[04:22.25]Hypocrite and toady
[04:23.81]and inebriate!
[04:25.33]Everybody bless the landlord!
[04:28.47]Everybody bless his spouse!
[04:31.38]Everybody raise a glass!
[04:33.73]Raise it up the master's arse!
[04:37.47]Everybody raise a glass to 
[04:39.47]the Master of the House