[ti:九龍皇帝]
[ar:高達]
[al:獨家笑唱]

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[00:00.27]九龍皇帝
[00:04.86]唱：高達
[00:10.74]
[02:18.82][01:15.06][00:06.27]na na na na....
[00:15.94]Yo!Party people with MP4
[00:18.44]I'm the King of Kowloon
[00:32.48]我系九龍皇帝 九龍新界我睇曬
[00:34.80]今日我出巡黎俾你地朝拜
[00:37.68]你咪睇我樣衰衰，好似污積辣撻
[00:40.30]我寫得一手好字，政府都無我辦法
[00:42.90]我唔講，你唔知，我有十幾個皇宮
[00:45.50]由荃灣天橋底一直剎到落去尖東
[00:48.16]我有田有地，又有大把金銀珠寶
[00:50.83]多到穿梭機兩架都賣得到
[00:53.69]皇上！奴才韋小寶有事稟告：
[00:56.16]對面海有班鬼佬系度鬼殺甘嘈
[00:58.82]佢地離曬譜！放飛機放到黎呢度
[01:01.45]聲大夾惡，促住條氣你訓得唔好
[01:04.16]咪嘈！全世界都系話你老套
[01:06.78]甘夠僵走黎我既環頭四圍浦
[01:09.40]以為扎住甘既爛鬼飛機 我睇你唔到！
[01:12.06]SHUT　UP！你唔好系度發哈風
[01:36.10]出到街，全部野我都唔認得曬
[01:38.58]而家既蘭桂芳系咪搬佐去新界？
[01:41.22]以前呢度拓骨，點解變佐七十一？
[01:43.80]HEY！我老『蒙』董，走入去買支甜筒
[01:46.63]我抄嚇個袋拎佐疊陰司紙
[01:49.38]喂！阿伯！牛頭馬面都唔用呢D銀紙
[01:52.26]你扮有錢，唔該你慳D
[01:54.67]搞搞震無幫襯，仲要成臭嘣嘣
[01:57.33]我『nau nau』地落佐去深水步
[01:59.90]黎到浴德池，佢地開緊Rave Party
[02:02.72]我想話沖涼，佢問我系咪踩場？
[02:05.22]呢個死肥佬，心口紋佐個鬼佬
[02:07.93]小桂子，嘭嘭過黎話俾朕知
[02:10.61]個件大蕃薯系咪叫做 MC G？
[02:13.77]HEY ...你老豆hey hey...
[02:39.97]班細路系對面盡既叫GRAFFTI？
[02:42.78]佢地噴到五顏六色『接』曬我D字
[02:45.14]我羅支啦啦寶，以為真系甘好
[02:47.83]卒到我扯曬蝦，點知乜都使唔到
[02:50.58]尖東 洗唔到！洗唔到！
[02:53.26]油麻地 洗唔到！又洗唔到！
[02:55.74]旺角 洗唔到！洗唔到！
[02:58.53]沙頭角 洗唔到！洗唔到！
[03:01.07]牛頭角 洗唔到！洗唔到！
[03:03.67]彩虹屯 洗唔到！又洗唔到！
[03:06.44]翠屏屯翠榕樓 1712！洗唔到！
[03:09.07]穿梭機，一加都洗唔到！
[03:22.62]洗唔到！洗唔到！洗唔到！又洗唔到！
[03:28.36]洗唔到！洗唔到！一架都洗唔到！
[03:33.16]洗唔到！洗唔到！洗唔到！又洗唔到！
[03:38.73]洗唔到！洗唔到！一架都洗唔到！
[03:46.38]Hey ho hey...
[03:54.32]深水步 洗唔到！洗唔到！全部都洗唔到！
[03:57.09]沙頭角 洗唔到！洗唔到！
[03:59.78]秀茂坪 你話洗唔到！我話洗到！
[04:02.40]牛頭角 你地個個系咪都系洗唔到？
[04:07.57]我今日去彩虹，呢D系咪洗唔到，
[04:10.78]你睇下擘大眼見到好污積！哈哈哈...
[04:15.93]翠屏屯翠榕樓! 1712！